March 2012
ladonnapietra:
I hope Rick Santorum hooks up with Scott Baio.
Yup
thegirlwiththefinchertattoo:
I hope Rick Santorum decides to write meaningful blog posts about the state of the world but ends up having to write page-view bait for Nick Denton
curtcole:
I hope Rick Santorum buys Daniel Craig a motorcycle jacket only to see him cavorting with his boss and speeds off on his motorcycle.
thegirlwiththefinchertattoo:
I hope Rick Santorum allows his boyfriend to draw him like one of his French girls, only to have the boyfriend post the picture on the Internet.
thegirlwiththefinchertattoo:
I hope Rick Santorum hires Steven Tyler to sing the national anthem at his campaign events.
Limbaugh: Birth Control = Sluts Being Paid To Have...
liberalsarecool:
“”What does it say about the college coed Susan [sic] Fluke, who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex? What does that make her? It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute. She wants to be paid to have sex.
“She’s having so much sex she can’t afford the contraception. She wants you and me and the taxpayers...
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum gets “Sexy and I Know It” stuck in his head and never gets it out.
anedumacation:
I hope the orange mocha frappuccino doesn’t make Rick Santorum feel better.
thegirlwiththefinchertattoo:
I hope Rick Santorum gets imprinted by baby Renesmee.
anedumacation:
I hope Rick Santorum has to spend a whole day as Gwyneth Paltrow’s personal assistant.
thunderdome-:
I hope no one teaches Rick Santorum how to dougie.
I Hope Rick Santorum Continuously Clicks On Links...
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Oh tumblr...
That may be one of the more enjoyable hours I’ve recently been awake for.
Thank you tumblr, thank you!
maritsa-met:
I hope Tyra has never yelled at a girl like she yelled at Rick Santorum
thatonegirlsierra:
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to use his vibrator and realizes he is out of AAA batteries.
lentilsandkale:
I hope Rick Santorum can’t quite remember all the names of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and it’s driving him crazy.
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I hope Rick Santorum bet heavy on the bay and the...
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum blogs “Ask Box is Open!” but gets no messages.
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I hope Rick Santorum never found out what...
maritsa-met:
I hope Rick Santorum writes a whiny post about how he doesn’t like a meme and everyone tells him to fuck off and then unfollows him.
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I hope Rick Santorum gets that 'unfresh feeling.'
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anedumacation:
I hope Rick Santorum is blamed for the death of Inigo Montoya’s father.
curtcole:
thegirlwiththefinchertattoo:
I hope Rick Santorum confuses his green mint toothpaste with wasabi.
I hope Rick Santorum complains about it, but the person listening doesn’t acknowledge the problem but just points out that it’s really not wasabi, just dyed green horseradish.
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I hope Rick Santorum cried for Argentina.
thegirlwiththefinchertattoo:
I hope Rick Santorum confuses his green mint toothpaste with wasabi.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum forgets his keys are in his back pocket and sits down really hard.
I hope Rick Santorum sits in chocolate when he's...
erinburr:
14kgoldnyc:
curiousgeorgiana:
curiousgeorgiana:
I hope Rick Santorum finally gets to see Les Miserables on Broadway and his Playbill has a slip saying, “For tonight’s performance, the role of Jean Valjean will be played by Orlando Bloom.”
And a second slip says, “For tonight’s performance, the role of Eponine will be played by Taylor Swift.”
“For tonight’s performance, the...
anedumacation:
I hope Rick Santorum walks five hundred miles and then walks five hundred more just to find out that you married someone else.
thegirlwiththefinchertattoo:
I hope Rick Santorum can never become the Swan Queen.
curiousgeorgiana:
curiousgeorgiana:
I hope Rick Santorum finally gets to see Les Miserables on Broadway and his Playbill has a slip saying, “For tonight’s performance, the role of Jean Valjean will be played by Orlando Bloom.”
And a second slip says, “For tonight’s performance, the role of Eponine will be played by Taylor Swift.”
“For tonight’s performance, the role of Enjolras will be...
charlietangofoxtrot:
I hope Rick Santorum finds 10,000 spoons when all he needs is a knife.
wolfqueens:
I hope Rick Santorum’s favorite indie band gets really, really famous.
curiousgeorgiana:
I hope Rick Santorum finally gets to see Les Miserables on Broadway and his Playbill has a slip saying, “For tonight’s performance, the role of Jean Valjean will be played by Orlando Bloom.”
anedumacation:
I hope Rick Santorum does a chicken dance in Mexico.
some-disgraced-cosmonaut:
I hope the only font on Rick Santorum’s computer is Comic Sans.
deliciouskaek:
I hope Rick Santorum gets into a conversation with a constituent, and then has to pee, but doesn’t quite make it to the urinal, and has a pee stain on his suit just before a major debate.
dancingfrogger:
desertmar:
I really hope Rick Santorum steps into Christian Bale’s light.
WINNING
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally sets Internet Explorer as his default browser.
thegirlwiththefinchertattoo:
I hope Rick Santorum comes to Melissa Etheridge’s window, crawls inside, and waits by the light of the moon only to learn he’s not really her type.
i hope Rick Santorum eats Cheetos between public...
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I hope Rick Santorum mistakes cilantro for...
I hope Rick Santorum goes to spit a loogy and it...
maritsa-met:
I hope Rick Santorum sees Voldemort reborn and no one believes him
I hope Rick Santorum buys Doritos from the vending...
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I hope Rick Santorum gives you up and lets you...
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I hope Rick Santorum still doesn't know who shot...
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I hope Rick Santorum gets my neighbors.
maritsa-met:
I hope Rick Santorum tries to simply walk into Mordor
I Hope Rick Santorum Always Feels Like A Ballsack...
curtcole:
…can I play?